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by Lynn Kozlowski |
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1. Scouting
He studies the tracks of cites across the opening
to get some feeling of where the authors were
and where they lead,
then he steps back to take in the structured abstract.He sees where some pitfalls will be
and pokes especially into some sections at risk.
He puts it aside until he receives his first
reminder. The friendly one.
2. The Mom and Pop Journal Accepts its First Paper
Yes, thank you. We will take it.
No changes are required. The reviews
were so positive, so uncomplaining,
that we need not send them.Keep us in mind as a further outlet
for your surpassing work.Tell your friends.
3. The Review Compulsive
Longer than the paper, singled-spaced, small-fonted,
An opus.
thorough, referenced, many-lessoned.
Stentorious.No infinitives split. Itself peer reviewed.
"Look at this, " he says. "Read what I have written here.
"This is confidential you understand, but read what I
have to say here."
4. Getting into Science!
Publish this.
Room must be made.
Make room.
You must.The paradigms will shift
like line dancers.The leading professors
will smack their heads
with the flats of their hands.The science writers will plead
for features, for covers.The network anchors themselves
will read the news of this.Yes! Accept this! Publish this! Yes!
5. The Review Abrupt
That is that:
The study wounded beyond healing,
downed--an artery cut, vital organs in collapse.
6. The Re-review Contentious
Still they have not gotten it right.
They have made the small changes,
But none of the big ones.They are slippery and unctuous
in their so-called letter of response.
They are trying to slip this one by you.
7. The Review Avoided
My stepson's wife lost money on a time-share
put forward by the third author
not less than two years ago.
A lot of money. Lost money that caused
problems with her husband - my wife's son.I feel unable to offer comment absent the appearance of conflict.
8. The Re-review Accommodating
a. O.K.
b. O.K.
c. Fine.
d. Good.
e. I see now what you meant.
f. Good.
g. Much better.
h. This is now good.
i. Fine.
9. The Review Nostalgic
More than his name spelled right,
an old line of his is now taken up
by someone other than him.
All afternoon he reads and thinks.This is not the way
he would have done it,
but the treatment is unhostile
and connected to him.He remembers the running of his study,
and a colleague now dead.
He checks two calculations
with formulae he knows by heart.He thinks about importance.
Not half bad, he thinks,
perhaps good enough.
He thinks more about importance.
Lynn Kozlowski, professor and head of the Department of Biobehavioral Health at Pennsylvania State University, has published poetry in Transatlantic Review and in HMS Beagle (Issues 40, 83 & 95); fiction in The Malahat Review, The Quarterly, The Blue Moon Review, Pif, and elimae; verse commentary in Tobacco Control; and empirical research in Science, Nature, The Journal of the American Medical Association, and The New England Journal of Medicine.
Cary Barnhard grew up in New Jersey, where his senior class voted him "most unique." He maintains that honor is a polite way of being voted "most likely to need therapy." After a few misadventures in the music industry, he started pretending to be a graphic artist. Eventually it became the truth.


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